bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

shavingryansprivates:

deerpong:

kabutopz:

I never shower alone anymore

We don’t fit in this tub

theres not even any water in the tub wtf are you two even doing in there

brickjolras:

broken-ice:

geometricdeathtrap:

teruteruhanamura:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window

This really makes me wonder what your favorite fiction character is. 

something tells me it’s hannibal lecter 

luxurycruisinglarry:

flacsonflacs:

i dont get gay sex lol. i just dont see how its possible to fit a dick inside another dick

chankroyd:

Every artist has a weak point.

My weak point is art.

best-of-funny:

X

carryonmywincestsounds:

misandrwitch:

digivolvin:

when dudes say they’ve been friendzoned i like to imagine rod serling waiting impatiently to escort their entitled manchildren butts into the alternate dimension they’ve created for themselves— a dimension not only of sound, but of mind. a journey into the land of their imaginations.

welcome to The Friend Zone.

#”what you’re about to witness is a nightmare”

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

fuckyeahlaughters:

when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window 

edgebug:

(x)

well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

fartgallery:

girl are u a plant cause im gonna chlorophyll you up